I eat just so much flesh, so it’s reasonable to go to veganland to tell those silly vegans they’re being silly. Of course I’m going to eat my kill (purchased at the grocery store)! Plants feel pain, so why shouldn’t animals? I’m a biological omnivore, which means I can only eat meat.

And if that bothers you, good! I’m gonna keep telling you more things you’ve never heard before! Did you know that for every animal you don’t eat I eat two?